The Federation of Eyes of a Phoenix is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.327 billion They enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 9.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Eyes of a Phoenixian economy, worth 309 trillion Phoenix Sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,186 Phoenix Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, and the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eyes of a Phoenix's national animal is the Ultra Phoenix, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Eyes of a Phoenix is ranked 92,739^th in the world and 315^th in Europeia for Most Armed, with 0.49 weapons per person.